I've got a message for the world

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turianloaf:

zorada:

I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.

I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE

turianloaf:

zorada:

I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.

I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE

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meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

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64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

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the-sexy-oompa-loompa:

serendipityal:

albert-weskers-broken-condom:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THIS WOUND 

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clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

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