I seriously laughed so hard. If you’re an astronaut like me, you’ll get it.
I’M PRETTY SURE I’M NOT AN ASTRONAUT AND I GOT THIS JOKE THEY TEACH ABOUT JUPITER’S FUCKING GIANT NEVER ENDING STORM IN LIKE 3RD GRADE
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THIS WOUND
in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her